May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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