it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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