she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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