dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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