Got a toothbrush?
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
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