i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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