The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
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