Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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