Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I'm so tired of dating women who lie about their age. You show up feeling like you need to follow them around with a dust pan and a broom.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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