hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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