is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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