At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
Are my feet made of real feet?
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
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