This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
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