So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis
Sounds like a really classy character....
He is classy. It was argyle.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
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