Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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