Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
No I am not eating basil off your cock
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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