Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
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