new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
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