Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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