Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
handjob tips. give me some.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
So I have to send you an email about my weekend, heretofore referred to as The Perfect Weekend. Wherein I have lots of awesome sex with a guy with THE MOST AMAZING BODY.
I look forward to this email. I will respond with, Condoms and Creepers: The Adventures of Online Dating.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
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