Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
Watching her eat just hurts me
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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