Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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