did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
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