Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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