So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
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