I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
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