Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
It all started with a game of naked twister.
You spent an hour sitting naked in your neighbor's Jeep Wrangler yelling in a terrible British accent about how you were "on a safari". Then you passed out on your lawn.
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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