we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
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