Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
this just has baby written all over it
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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