i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
Do vagina's smell?
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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