Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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