There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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