i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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