Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
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