I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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