How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
You almost got us killed.
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