Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
He called his prostate his "boner button".
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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