What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Its about making memories worth repressing
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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