What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
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