Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
The greatest thing of my life happened today. I took a shit and it formed a smiley face. It's going to be a fucking fantastic day.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
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