Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
Randomize
