i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
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