After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
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