I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
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