I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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