so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
And then he peed in my hair
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