you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
Randomize
