it's like iHOP with fire
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
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