i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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