That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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