You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
She showed up at 4:30 in the morning HAMMERED, stripped, demanded sex, then after 4 failed attempts stopped me mid-thrust to tell me she thought we should be fucking for a cause, like animal rights. Process that for a second. She wanted us to be fucking for animal rights.
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