Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
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